Telly Listings

Friday night
Channel 4

8.30: Celebrity Big Brother
A bunch of people fuck about in a house. You might recognise some of them.

9.30: Ugly Betty
Comedy drama about an unnatractive young woman hired to star in a telvision show, much to the shock of her fellow employees, until the execs get cold feet and recast the role with a pretty girl in braces and comedy glasses.

10.30: Celebrity Big Brother
One of the people you may or may not have recognised earlier is interviewed by Davina Macall. Who had that chatshow on the BBC? Remember? She doesn't have to do this job you know? She's got plenty of money. So just be grateful, that's all.

11.05: The Friday Night Project
One very camp man and one very hairy man attempt to prove that being gay/from-the-west-country is hilarious in and of itself and that actual decent material is not needed. They fail repeatedly. Meanwhile a celebrity guest hopes that 'being a good sport' makes up for previously mentioned lack of decent material. It doesn't.


If I believed in God I'd be thanking him for DVDs right now.